The earth did sunder and the moon did quake with the shock. A great rift had been opened, not in the earth though, but in the Grand Trinity. The Trinity was Broken and a became scattered. The details are unclear. It was a time of wailing and lamenting, and the world did lament and wail. The animals reared and bucked in the wilderness and the wind and water blew and boiled. But what was to happen to the Hippoists? Had their leader left them to be scattered to wind like the holy trinity? No, even staggered and stunned the Grand Visor would continue to spread the good news. Misfortune to hippo should not stop his message of good will or cause an end to his fight against assholery. After the great rendering many have asked if the hippo still lives. Yes the Hippo lives, and he is still teaching, but quieter now, with a more caustious heart. He now relies mostly on the Grand Visor to decree and spread his words. But he still loves all Hippoists, even those fractured from the original group. The Hippo is never bitter, the Hippo will never succumb to the one thing he has sworn to fight, becoming an asshole.
So says the Grand Visor