The Romping of The Hippo

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Sunday, January 09, 2005

I declare that there is a stoppage to words that do not need to be made up. For example, the word "metrosexual" is a word that I despise using and hearing. I also detest the word "guesstimation." I refuse to even call those words as words. They are bullshit.

"Metrosexual" is bullshit that describes a guy who has homosexual tendencies, but definitely is not homosexual. Well, there are synonyms for "homosexual" and suffixes for "tendencies" aka "like." Ahhh, there is an idea! How about "homosexual-like"? I have a better one still! "Faggoty." That one is pretty colorful as well, much better than bullshit "metrosexual."

Onto "guesstimation." This is some girl trying to be cutesy and showing off her airheadedness by putting two already established words and badly mixing it together, thus by making complete bullshit. If you try to make a whole new word out of two or more words that already exist, it is not a new word. Those are the rules, get over it.

By the way, this entry was inspired by the St. George Carlin. I have been watching his teachings a little too much lately, thus the severe lacking of eloquence on my part and I beg for your pardon. Farewell.

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