Greetings, my devotees. It is the Grand Hippress here and I am more than willing to grace you with my majestic presence. In case you have not had the good fortune to know of my blessedness, then I shall update you. I am part of the holy trinity which all good hippoists revere: The Grand Hippo, The Grand Hippress, and The Grand Visor. If you have a boon for the Grand Hippo which he just seems to not hear (or completely ignore), pray to me! I delight in usurping my lord's decisions (as any good female should)! I long to enlighten your minds with more of my knowledge; however, the Grand Hippress is tired of a hard day's work granting wishes and destroying heretics. Farewell.